ajennifer:

regionsofkindness:

nathyfaith:

We know Garrett needs to die when he says things like this.

 (via drfitzy)

(x)

actual footage of natasha romanoff running into ward on the halls of shield

#WHOEVER WROTE THIS LINE NEEDS TO BE HIT WITH A CLUE-BY-FOUR #AND POSSIBLY BEAT WITH THE ENTIRE MCU BOXSET UNTIL HE CRIES (via stardust-rain)

(Source: smalljons)

tmirai:

relina-ru:

captaingalaga:

I can’t be the only one

pain of my whole life

Omg. This speaks to my soul man.

tmirai:

relina-ru:

captaingalaga:

I can’t be the only one

pain of my whole life

Omg. This speaks to my soul man.

  • Nick Fury: So I send you on a mission to KILL the Black Widow and you come back with her so you can give her a job?
  • Clint Barton: Er....well, I mean, I made a different cal-
  • Nick Fury: THIS IS SHIELD. WE JUST DON'T HIRE TERRORISTS IN OUR PROGRAM.
  • *In the background*
  • Agent 1: Yo, Hail Hydra, man.
  • Agent 2: Hey! You too! :D

sexybaldwin:

In some ways, I can’t wait to see Tamika’s army attempt to take down Strexcorp because Cecil is 100% going to be sat in his booth like,

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

get to know me meme favorite female characters [1/5] rosa diaz
“I got kicked out of ballet school for beating the crap out of ballerinas.”

(Source: curtislemansky)

mittiepaul:

That’s the price you pay for being friends with Steve “dad jokes” Rogers.

thenemeton:

what i’m into in fics:

  • healthy, communicative relationships
  • unhealthy, dark and destructive relationships

what i’m not into:

  • the glorification of unhealthy relationships/unhealthy behavior as being normal and therefore okay
isortofknowwhatimdoing:

nbcnews:

Cookie Monster corrupted by neo-Nazis to lure kids
(Photo: Sesame Workshop via AP)
Cookie Monster is being used by two neo-Nazis in eastern Germany to spread right-wing ideology among students in a local high-school, according to police
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isortofknowwhatimdoing:

nbcnews:

Cookie Monster corrupted by neo-Nazis to lure kids

(Photo: Sesame Workshop via AP)

Cookie Monster is being used by two neo-Nazis in eastern Germany to spread right-wing ideology among students in a local high-school, according to police

Continue reading

(Source: NBCNews.com)

thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

sunbeargirl:

crotchetybushtit:

maatuultulivesi:

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

is this what rich people worry about lmao

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

nerdynerdynerdynerd:

asgardreid:

thestormscrolls:

ok so this just hit me

humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.image

so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?

Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.

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queeniman:

spaceshipmatria:

cupofbooks:

cupofbooks:

bookissimo:

THIS! Also I wish Rowling would have explored Hermione’s motivations more, because damn, these tags did a better job at explaining her motivations than the actual books. I mean, seriously, we get to know all about Ron, get to learn all his deepest fears and his greatest motivations, get to meet each member of his family, get to see where he lives, get to know him outside the context of being one of Harry’s best friends… but Hermione? Well, we don’t even get to know half of that.

Hermione is one of my favorite characters, but we don’t get to know Hermione like we do Ron. In fact, this can be said of most of the women in the series when you think about it. 

Since everyone’s already talking about Hermione, I’d like to bring this back. I have a lot of feelings about the women in Harry Potter.

#bringitback

ALL I KNOW ABOUT HERMIONE’S PARENTS IS THAT THEY’RE DENTISTS AND THAT HER DAD HAD TO GET STITCHES CAUSE SOME KID BIT HIM.

THAT’S IT.

(Source: charlotteyorks)

ursulavernon:

adamusprime:

if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff

like one human raises their thumb to another human

that’s good, humans like that

one human raises their middle finger to another human

humans do NOT LIKE THAT

humans think that is a BAD FINGER

don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me

any other finger is ok just not that one

Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.