afloydianslip:

gustyflawless:

afloydianslip:

Steal their style - 1976 era David Bowie

White T Shirt - £5

Ginger hair dye - £20

Cocaine - £1,000

your hair dye is way overpriced and that’s enough cocaine to kill like 15 people

halfhardtorock:

shipsanddip:

I find it so fucking hilarious, men think about famous women and female characters sexually all the time, they masturbate to the thought of Scarlett Johansson and Black Widow all the time, there is an entire genre of porn dedicated to spoofing movies like Star Wars and Harry Potter

but women write (sometimes novel length) pieces of fiction featuring their favourite characters who sometimes end up in sexual situations and it’s “weird” and “gross” and “odd”

and I’m just, I didn’t see your double standard there, would you mind just shoving it a bit further into my eye socket that’d be great

Men are literally spoonfed this sexual objectification of women characters by mainstream media itself. There isn’t one fucking poster of Back Widow that hasn’t provocatively positioned her body, hip jut, body turned to show her ass, breasts outlined. Comic book art has always been incredibly misogynistic, with women characters displayed in such a way that mouth-breathing dude readers can enjoy their comics and then have a wank after. 

…so women spend time crafting fanworks that sexually stimulate them because mainstream media and comics offers us crumbs when it comes to stimulating our gaze, yet somehow, we end up the ‘weird,’ gross ones??

lol. oh ok.

Ichabod Crane will not win the Kaiju war. 

(Source: stevebrogers)

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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fieto:

taliskertalisker:

tbh if that good omens radio adaptation turns out to be the best of queen on repeat for an hour over bbc radio 4 i won’t even be mad

 

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

animatedamerican:

patrickat:

Censorship: The government says, “No, you cannot publish that.”

Not censorship: Your consumers say, “No, I find this problematic and I will not buy it.”

Yup.

Also not censorship: Your consumers say “All of you writers/artists need to stop doing the problematic thing if you want us to buy your product,” and encourage other consumers to say the same.

Also also not censorship: A fellow consumer of media says “Your arguments about how this is not problematic are wrong, and/or you are a jerk.”

(Arguably a form of censorship but not a violation of constitutional freedom of speech: the publisher / network / producer / website owner says “No, you cannot use my platform to say that.”)

And while I am pretty vehemently anti-censorship for a whole host of reasons, if you cite freedom of speech as a defense when called out for saying something repugnant, I will almost immediately take you a hell of a lot less seriously.

nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

(Source: theghostofyouditea)

theclericsdiary:

charlottelabouff:

wonderfulhighschoollife:

Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children

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theamazingkishanaman:

stop me please i hate him i really do
TRACKLIST
Supervillain Powerman 5000
I Don’t Care Fall Out Boy
Let’s Kill Tonight Panic! At the Disco
Basket Case Green Day
I Never Told You What I Did As A Living My Chemical Romance
Reptilia The Strokes
Seven Nation Army The White Stripes
Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked Cage the Elephant
Blood On My Name The Wright Brothers
Heaven Help Us My Chemical Romance
(X)

theamazingkishanaman:

stop me please i hate him i really do

TRACKLIST

  1. Supervillain Powerman 5000
  2. I Don’t Care Fall Out Boy
  3. Let’s Kill Tonight Panic! At the Disco
  4. Basket Case Green Day
  5. I Never Told You What I Did As A Living My Chemical Romance
  6. Reptilia The Strokes
  7. Seven Nation Army The White Stripes
  8. Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked Cage the Elephant
  9. Blood On My Name The Wright Brothers
  10. Heaven Help Us My Chemical Romance

(X)

tinsnip:

My dash just did the funniest thing. The best part is that they’re both right.

tinsnip:

My dash just did the funniest thing.
The best part is that they’re both right.

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grumpysalmon:

nerd-mentality:

absentions:

And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,

you are in love or lonely,

and I don’t know which one is worse.

Wow

im looking up dragon ball z trivia

(Source: absentions)

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true


okay

helP

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

image

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP